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#116848 - 04/30/07 12:26 PM Reading JJ's book
Edelweiss Offline
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Registered: 06/05/06
Posts: 4136
Loc: American living in Europe
Who else has read JJ's book;
A funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Throne?

Who needs exercise?! I lost 5 pounds just laughing! And boy does that do good for the soul.

Keep those books coming JJ...and move over Erma Bombeck!!!!

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#116849 - 04/30/07 12:35 PM Re: Reading JJ's book [Re: Edelweiss]
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
Ahhhh....now aren't you just the nicest thang, Sug-ga (said in da Queen's best Scarlet O'Hara voice). I simply MUST add you to my Will and you can consider my starving ego fed, too. God luv ya!

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#116850 - 04/30/07 01:20 PM Re: Reading JJ's book [Re: jawjaw]
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Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 2529
Loc: Southern California
Geeze, Hannelore, you'll say anything to please 'da queen, won't you? She's got so many of us in her will, I bet all we'll get is cookie crumbs!

(oops, now I'm OUT Of the will...)

JJ, can I come clean your moat?

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#116851 - 04/30/07 01:36 PM Re: Reading JJ's book [Re: Dancing Dolphin]
jawjaw Offline
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Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
Moat? Moat? I think not. Besides, Evie is on permanent duty with the moat cleaning until we clean up that sassy mouth of hers. Now, just give me a minute, can ya? I'll go over the list and see what's available. No, don't thank me...I do what I can ... Now, let's see here...

Scrub royal floors (including dungeons) - TVC
Scoop royal poop in horse stables - Hannelore
Feed and water the royal dogs, and walk them - Celtic
Sharpen da Queen's royal knives - Meredith
Bail royal hay with old timey rake - Jane
Clean all 7 royal thrones (as in bathroom) - ?
Dust the royal shelves - New Leaf
Wash royal carriage/car - mitzkity

Guess what honey......

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#116852 - 04/30/07 01:48 PM Re: Reading JJ's book [Re: jawjaw]
Dianne Offline
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Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 6123
Loc: Arizona
You left me out...thank you!

I read some of her book at night while sitting up in bed with the hub trying to sleep and kept laughing so hard the bed was shaking. Hub was not impressed but did want to know what I was reading.
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#116853 - 04/30/07 01:48 PM Re: Reading JJ's book [Re: jawjaw]
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Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 2529
Loc: Southern California
All that's left is the bathrooms?? Hmmm, okay, I'll have my girl call your girl and we'll get it taken care of.

By the way, I'd be careful about having Meredith sharpen your knives. Don't play any music... she might start her wild dancing and with knives in her hands that could be scary.

(Hannelore, how'd you get stuck with the poop job? You must have said something really bad!)

Happy Monday everyone!
Kathy

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#116854 - 04/30/07 02:03 PM Re: Reading JJ's book [Re: Dancing Dolphin]
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Registered: 06/05/06
Posts: 4136
Loc: American living in Europe
Kathy, didn't you know? They poop golden coins.

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#116855 - 04/30/07 02:37 PM Re: Reading JJ's book [Re: Edelweiss]
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Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
Ms D---you've been behavin' royally here lately and have bowed to da Queen here when necessary. You have been given pardon...for a while.

Hannelore, I'll take over from here hon. Golden coins? Who knew?

Kathy, not to fret. My poop don't stink. I know that's true because I heard one girlfriend of mine say that one time. At least I think that's what she meant. She said, "Oh you know Queenie, her poop don't stink." Isn't that what you take from it? what?

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#116856 - 04/30/07 03:38 PM Re: Reading JJ's book [Re: jawjaw]
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 4876
Loc: Canada
That's one list I'm glad to be left off of!! No poop-scooping for me, thank you very much. I'll just quietly and VERY unobtrusively pray for everyone else on the list, how about that?

I read JJ's book quite awhile ago...every so often, if I know I'm going to be travelling by bus, train or airplane, I'll take it with me and read it again - it not only gives me pleasure, but also "advertises" JJ's book to everyone around me (lots of people on buses look to see what other people are reading) while I'm giggling away in my seat.
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#116857 - 04/30/07 04:40 PM Re: Reading JJ's book [Re: Eagle Heart]
Saundra Offline
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Registered: 11/18/05
Posts: 1796
Loc: Daytona Beach, Florida
I read it about one month ago and posted a review on amazon.com for her, too. That kept me out of the poop line. Hannelore, go and post your review if you can stop laughing long enough.
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