Birth Control Pills

Posted by: chatty lady

Birth Control Pills - 02/27/09 11:10 PM

JOKE:

One afternoon an 80 year old grandmother went in for her yearly check-up. The old doctor had passed away and there was a new young doctor to attend to her.

He asked her for a list of all of her medications and so she made him the list. Among the pills she was taking were some birth control pills.

The young doctor asked her, did you know one of your prescription is for birth control pills?

She smiled and said, oh yes, they help me sleep better at night.

He said but there isn't one ingredient in these pills that would help you to sleep better at night.

She reached over and patted him on the arm and said, oh but you see, every morning when I wake up I grind one of those birth control pills up and slip it into my 16 year old granddaughters orange juice, and believe me sonny, that helps me to sleep better at night.
Posted by: Lola

Re: Birth Control Pills - 02/27/09 11:15 PM

LOL!!! I'd lock up mine in the attic when she turns 16 and not let her out until she's 35!

Hmmmm...must ask Kathy about home schooling.
Posted by: Dotsie

Re: Birth Control Pills - 03/02/09 04:43 PM

I love it. I bet a lot of MOTHERS would do that if they could get away with it.