Funny REAL Names

Does anyone here know of someone who has a really funny REAL name?

I'll start. I knew this girl who's name was Bumpsy. She married a guy who's last name was Rump. I am not lying.

Bumpsy Rump

I had a Tutor called Mr William Dick.....I swear....oh bless he was up for some teasing.

Popea

The one really funny name was a girl in high school. Her name was Rhoda, now that in itself wouldn't have been bad but she married Darryl Bicycle.........thats right folks. Meet RHODA BICYCLE, that always cracked us all up.

This isn't as funny as all yours, but we had a girl in high school named Candy Kane.

Chatty that is hilarious! Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall when she applied for credit or something!

Store Manager: Your name?

Rhoda: Ah...Rhoda...

Store Manager: Rhoda, okay, thank you. Last name?

Rhoda: Bicycle ... SILENCE....

We had a teacher who was called Miss Ping.The brave amongst us would creep up her path to confirm that indeed above her doorbell push was PING> Everytime we laughed.
Mountain Ash

I didn't know the guy, but when I lived in NY, there was a congressman in the state whose name was Floyd Flake...now I'm sure we've all unknowingly voted for some flakes, but come on!

Twig Branch

Dick Holder

Joseph Peter Beader

I kid you not!

I knew a Richard Hyde once....nuff said.

What about place names?

There's a town called "Dildo" near where I grew up.

Bet ya can't top that one, ha ha.

chick

Oh, yes Chick. There's one place that goes with that and it's called Intercourse somewhere in Pennsylvania...I think. But, let me google that and come back with better info.

Found one...and here's the link to it

http://www.amishcountryinns.com/best/town.htm

Yup, Intercourse, PA. I've seen the sign myself.

Jackie!!! How nice to see you again! Happy New Year!

Where???!!! It's pointing at Nellie!!!

Ha! That's great. Yup, I live in Dildo... and you? You live in Intercourse? Let's meet up sometime!!

AAAAAAAccckkk!

Kathy

And it says "Best Western...." Can anything be more hilarious?

We'll meet at the "Do Drop Inn"

chick

Howdy, Lola! Happy New Year to you, too!
((HUGS))

Been dancing at the Do-Drop-Inn Bar and Grill in Mc Henry, Illinois. Nice place, great food too!

Places hummm...
Butcheeks, Montana
Runamuck, Idaho
Goosedic, Minneota

Once dated a guy named Gene George, his dad was George George, no fooling....

I saw a doctor's shingle once that said 'I. A. Butt'

My parents saw a hole in the wall on a trip 'Dead Pecker Inn' some residents from Intercourse went there on a trip and then moved on to Dildo...that was bad...shame on me!

Back to names, I knew a girl named Winter Snow. Her sister was Misty Snow.

Aside from my poor joke...the two names that I listed were real...one was a doctor in a small town in PA and the other was a junk joint type of place out in the country somewhere, I don't know what state but it has been a great joke in our family for years...

A business contact at my prior job's name was Future Swan... I wondered if maybe she must have been an ugly baby and her parents had high hopes... but then I found out that Swan was her married name.

Don't forget Lick Skillet, Tennessee!

There use to be a dentist in my hometown who's name was Dr. Yank and not far from his office was another dentist's office and his name was Dr. Pullet. I always thought they should have gotten offices next door to each other.

My first job was in an office of a graphic arts supplier and the general manager's name was Dick. There was another manager in a branch office and his name was Harry. When Dick called Harry on the phone, well, the 4 or 5 of us young office workers would absolutely crack up laughing with tears running down our cheeks. Harry? Dick here.

JJ, they'd probably do well to join my daughter's ortho, Dr Moredecai.

There are funeral homes in the area with funny names, i.e.--one is "Curtains" another is "Amigone." Those crack me up!!! The local locksmith's last name is "Keys." Mister Rich owns a bank.

Bonnie, I have a picture of the Amigone Funeral Home. I used it in one of my newsletters. AM-I-GONE...A FUNERAL HOME! That absolutely cracked me up when I first heard about it. Can you imagine the jokes? I could write a whole dialogue just on this one place!

I dare you to write one on the town I mentioned, ahem.

chick

Ohhhhh my gawd! You all are just TOOOO much. I haven't been on these boards in awhile, and after laughing hysterically all night reading your posts, I am gonna change THAT! Thanks for the laugh of the day!

I can't compete with what ya all came up with, but I do recall that I was introduced by a well-meaning friend who said "blind dates aren't all bad," to a large fella....when I asked what his name was, my pal sheepishly told me it was "Lumpy."

Will be back soon....thanks again you funny folks!

Cracking up,
KC

I used to work at the housing authority and we had a client that named her daughter Marijuana and her son Cocaine. I have a friend who had a foster daughter named Christmas Snow.
Laurel

Oh Lord, those poor kids....You wouldn't believe some of the names the strippers here choose for themselves...naughty!!!

A couple of my fave real names are Selena Stufflebeam and Junior Grindstaff. And I went to school with Stevie Stevenson. Now what a lack of imagination HIS folks had!

You ladies got me belly laughing. I have a little story, not as funny, but it's really true.

When you translate my last name it means 'Black'.
Anyway, I once sold a house, and the sellers last name was 'Red'.
The house stood on 'Green' street.
The buyer's name was 'White'
and the notary's name was 'Brown.'
Afterwards we all went out for a drink and ordered a 'rainbow' cocktail.
We all got a big kick out of that.

There's a town in NC called Transylvania, but that isn't nearly as funny as all of yours.
Did you all see the articles about the family whose last name was Christmas? I think they said there were 3 Mary's in that clan.

We had a politician here in Oklahoma named Larry Derryberry.
Laurel

Reality is stranger than anything Hollywood could dream up.
Marketplace client lists are a trip. I had customers, like: Honeydew Melon and Judy Petuddie. When traveling, I observe many cars are the same color as the houses they're parked in front of. And dogs 'n owners do resemble each other.
Ciao for now,
B. Rose

I think there's a singer on the Bill & Gloria Gaither shows with the name of Candy Christmas...? I think they also have a couple named Easter.
Cool hey...
I knew someone named Richard Dick. And a dentist named Hackher. Than there's Chris Christofferson; Burke I Burke;
Chris Cross; Blacky White!

I knew a gal named Debbie that changed her name to Cic (chick). I think she needed the attention.

My cousin was named after his dad, Richard. But we all called him "Little Dickey" ..That name has stuck even now that he's nearly 50

And then there was Screaming Lord Sutch, 3rd Earl of Harrow who founded a political party in London called Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Marajuana and cocaine take the cake. If this was a contest, they would win hands down.

chick

Well now...I know where I am going for my Honeymoon!!!!

Po

I went to school with a girl who's last name was Pew. I think they had it legally changed though.
Can't say I blamed them!

Worked with a guy who's last name was Screws. He also had it changed legally.


Another lady who lives up the road is named Candy. She married a Kane.

Then the worst, or best, I've ever heard was in Huntsville, AL, the HEAD of the Utilities Department was named Jack Frost. I am not lying either.

I called them from work one time to inform them that the ice storm has knocked out our power at home...I got, ""Good Morning, Jack Frost." I'm thinking, and yeah, Y0U are the one responsible for this!

Remember Dianne who used to come here. She was a grant writer etc. He Dad's name was Jack Frost. She was searching for him and had one heck of a time with it because of the name.

chick

OMGosh...wouldn't it be something if that was Dian's dad? I wonder! You're referring to Dian Moore, right?

Hannelore, I love your story. That's hysterical. I have to remember to tell my real estate friends.

This topic reminds me of having overnights as a kid. We'd lie awake at night and come up with similar topics, trying to find ways to say dirty things, then laughing our heads off. We even did it with names. It's one of the only times we could get away with saying Dick. I'm laughing about this now.

Why Dotsie, not you!!! I can't even picture you're ever being risque let alone saying Dick without a Clark or Daphone after it....too funny.

I imagine Dotsie is a little like me. Everyone thinks I'm a sweetie and would never do anything naughty, but deep down we have our ways, don't we Dotsie?

Kathy

ueweee ...love that song "Behind Closed Doors"...I bet most of us live up to it.

You all remember the singer Engelbert Humperdinck? Isn't it amazing that he could get so famous with a name like that?

Are any of you ladies married to a Richard who is known as Dick?
Mountain Ash

No, but I know of some people whose last name is Dustydick. And another family whose last name is Murgatroyd.

When your as good looking as Engelbert Humperdinck you can be named anything.
Laurel

There Les Moore and Sandy Beach.

In today's paper a wedding pictures shows.

Miss Casey....... married Mr ..... Casey

So this young is now Casey Casey.

No Kidding.

Mountain Ash

We know a dentist named Harry Palmer.

My FIL had a friend named Jack Frost too. There seems to be a run of them.

Kathy, yes, I think we do have something in common.

Check out this link:

http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html

Maybe you want to submit some of your funny names to this site.

Harry Palmer? Harry Palmer? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUT LOUD!

I remember a patient named Myles A. Head from the dental office. Memory jog.

chick

First names for myself and partner work real well as puns:

Hi Jean (hygiene)
Hi Jack (hijack)



I knew a family who named each of the daughters Mona and Lisa. It was deliberate.

I knew 3 sisters in grade school who were cookie, Candy and Sweetie.

I know three young girls called Cindy, Lindy and Windy. Not Wendy but Windy.

chick