her husbands underwear

He had been complaining of lower abdominal pains for a while now. She finaly made him go to the doctor. Of corse she the doting wife demanded on being in the exam room with her husband.

The doctor said the husband needed to go to the lab to give a stool and urine sample to run some test on.

The husband said he did not think he had to poop at this moment so it might be a day or 2 before he could give the sample.

The wife spoke up with a fast solution, she said "oh heck dont worry about having to wait until your bowels move just give him your underwear!"


lol ya get it? the dude has way to many skid marks and stains on his undies. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[ November 18, 2005, 11:28 PM: Message edited by: BJ_BOBBI_JO ]

Lord, did this one give me a laugh!!!!!!!!!!

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Nice one BJ!

D.

My youngest dtr. would love this one. She would read it to my Grandson!!!!!!
Just to funny!!!
Lynne

And nobody ever dare put skid-mark underwear in the hamper in this house or they are dead!

so....are they burned? (rotfpmp)

d.

They hide them in the very bottom of the hamper but you can usually smell 'em anyway! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discusting ladies but funny too...

We got carried away but I do love a nasty joke every now and then.

Also, I think skid marks are just a part of life! LOL!!!!!!!!!

you all are so funny in a great way! i was feeling so wore out and it was refreshing to read your post and especialy this from ladybug--->
And nobody ever dare put skid-mark underwear in the hamper in this house or they are dead!

thats so funny )

That reminds me, my olfactory senses are telling me there's laundry to be done (this as I walked by the dreaded hamper.)