Posted by: Anonymous
Sunday School - 10/25/05 06:58 PM
The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday
School every week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman,
was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was.
While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and
said,"Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?" "Why Yes, that
would be nice," the lady responded. Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his
luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant
in that part of South Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked
over at her and suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?" "Oh,
no," said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood, "What ever
would I tell my Sunday School class?" Well, our gentleman was setback a bit,
so he didn't say much until after dinner. When he pulled out a pack of
cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a smoke?" "Oh my goodness no!," said
the woman "I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did." Our boy felt
pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving
the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He'd been morally rebuffed
twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth
with, "Ahhh . mmmm how would you like to stop at this motel?" "Sure, that
would be nice," she said in anticipation. The gentleman couldn't believe his
ears, and did a fast U turn right then and there and drove back to the motel
and checked in. The next morning after a wild and passionate night, the
gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in
the bed and with remorse thought, "What have I done? He shook her awake and
pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your
Sunday School class?" The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them.
'You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time'.
School every week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman,
was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was.
While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and
said,"Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?" "Why Yes, that
would be nice," the lady responded. Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his
luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant
in that part of South Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked
over at her and suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?" "Oh,
no," said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood, "What ever
would I tell my Sunday School class?" Well, our gentleman was setback a bit,
so he didn't say much until after dinner. When he pulled out a pack of
cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a smoke?" "Oh my goodness no!," said
the woman "I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did." Our boy felt
pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving
the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He'd been morally rebuffed
twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth
with, "Ahhh . mmmm how would you like to stop at this motel?" "Sure, that
would be nice," she said in anticipation. The gentleman couldn't believe his
ears, and did a fast U turn right then and there and drove back to the motel
and checked in. The next morning after a wild and passionate night, the
gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in
the bed and with remorse thought, "What have I done? He shook her awake and
pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your
Sunday School class?" The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them.
'You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time'.