Wily Old Folks

> A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in
> Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles,
> along for company.
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> One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and
> before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost.
> Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly
> in her direction with the intention of having lunch.
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> The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo
> now!"
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> Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she
> immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her
> back to the approaching cat.
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> Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle
> exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard!
> I wonder if there are any more around here?"
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> Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
> of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
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> "Whew!", says the leopard. "That was close! That old
> poodle nearly had me!"
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> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
> scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
> knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
> the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees
> him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
> figures that something must be up. The monkey soon
> catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
> strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
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> The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of
> and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
> going to happen to that conniving canine!"
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> Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the
> monkey on his Back and thinks, "What am I going to do
> now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with
> her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen
> them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
> the old poodle says, "Where's that daggone monkey? I
> sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
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> Moral
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> Don't mess with old farts ... age and treachery will
> always overcome youth and skill! Bullhockey and
> brilliance only come with age and experience!

This was really good...thanks!

DJ that was definitely a mouth full and very very wise in deed, funny!!!