I can identify

One of you crazy women sent this to me so I wanted to post it here.


Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40, or hovering near

40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're

unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we

are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you

may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go

together and should be avoided AT ALL COSTS!!!

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

13. A Harley Davidson rider with a T shirt that says

"Ask me about my grand kids"

And last, but not least . . . .

14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

Ack! My eyes.. vivid imagery attack! Thongs and Depends. My eyes.. My eyes.

LOL Vicki...

I'm with you!

D.

All I can say is...GROSS, but go to a festival or boardwalk and I bet you could find most of the list without searching too hard.

Being a granny who owns a Harley, I could kind of identify with one of them. I don't have that t-shirt though.

I bet Depends in a "thong' style would sell.

I wonder why they don't do a maxi pad pull up?

chick