A Real Man is...

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible . . .

No wait . . . sorry . . . I'm thinking of wine. Never mind.

Okay, you drew me in, then Wham!! Good one.

Love it!

Well for a minute there my friend JJ, I thought you'd gone round the pipe (crazy) as the English say it!!! Whew, feel so much better now...

Jawjaw,
You had me goin' for a while there. I was thinking as I was
reading that, now where in the world did see one of these super
men? Then the punch line hit! That was good! Real good!

She's on a roll, ladies! More, JJ, more!!