Love This One!

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon , people will think we're nuts.'

Hilarious!!

OMG! Trash talk and from one of the gentlest women among us.
YOU GO GIRL and it's about time too. I love it...

Oh, darn, I am almost there!

lol, sometimes I'm nuts. Does that mean I have saggy boobs?

You said it Edelweiss, not us....!! Say did umpa come home?

My ex, the pig, use to call my bras, over the shoulder, boulder holders... Cute huh?

Oh yes, sorry not to follow up on that. Yes he came home that night with his tooth brush and all.

Meanwhile all is quiet at the home front. He's in the front yard moaning and groaning, tearing out some cemented old wall. God sure works in mysterious ways.

Do your boobs hang high, do your boobs hang low? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you toss them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?

I remember singing that as a kid and feeling like I was getting away with soemthing.

We sang the same song at summer camp, but we had a slightly different first line (which made the children howl in fun); ours went: do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro...then the rest is the same. The OFFICIAL song says "ears" instead of boobs, but around the campfire, well, this was much more fun to sing.

HA! Little did kids know when we were singing around the campfires we were singing about ourselves in times to come...