Posted by: Lola
Three Word Story - 03/24/09 09:55 PM
Wanna play nursery rhyme with a twist? Just add three words not necessarily fitting the usual to carry on the story.
Humpty Dumpty sat...
Humpty Dumpty sat...
Three Word Story
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 09:57 PM
near a stream...
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 09:59 PM
"Drat", he exclaimed...
Posted by: Eagle Heart
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 10:00 PM
I'm turning green...
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 10:01 PM
"Pollution!" he acclaimed.
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 10:04 PM
"Where?" said the
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 10:06 PM
slow witted penguin
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 10:07 PM
hobbling along as
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 10:17 PM
the kings men...
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 10:37 PM
Stopped to ask...
Posted by: Eagle Heart
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 10:54 PM
Have you seen our horses?
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 11:45 PM
That's five words...
Posted by: Eagle Heart
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 11:56 PM
Oh I forgot!
Posted by: Eagle Heart
Re: Three Word Story - 03/24/09 11:57 PM
Any horses here?
(is that better?)
(is that better?)
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 12:10 AM
yes it is 
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 12:11 AM
Where is here?
Posted by: Eagle Heart
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 02:01 AM
Near a stream! 
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 02:03 AM
in middle-earth
Posted by: Wisdom&Life
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 02:23 AM
or a dream?
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 04:07 AM
Got elephants too?
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 04:53 AM
perhaps in white?
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 05:36 AM
dancing a jig
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 06:28 AM
and the twist
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 10:44 AM
eating chocolate too
Posted by: Dotsie
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 12:20 PM
aren't they peanuts?
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 12:36 PM
Where's my glasses?
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 02:32 PM
no goobers here
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 04:07 PM
OK I'll bite
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 04:07 PM
What's a Goober?
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 04:59 PM
peanuts are goobers
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 05:35 PM
husbands are too!
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 07:03 PM
Someone mention peanuts?
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 07:04 PM
'tis a goober
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 07:05 PM
'tis the other
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 07:08 PM
'tis the Humpty
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 07:10 PM
Not the Dumpty
Posted by: Edelweiss3
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 07:10 PM
husbands are salty?
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 09:50 PM
"When they sweat",
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 09:51 PM
says Mother Hubbard.
Posted by: Edelweiss3
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 09:53 PM
ha ha ha
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 09:55 PM
Ask Hansel's Dad...
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 09:55 PM
and Gretel's, too
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 09:55 PM
They ran away...
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 09:56 PM
because Dad sweats...
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 09:57 PM
'Tis true tale.
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 10:22 PM
powering the sail
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 10:22 PM
of the boat
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 10:23 PM
Owl and Pussycat...
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 10:46 PM
to the Caribean .....
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/25/09 11:46 PM
Will soon float.
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 12:12 AM
Three blind mice....
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 12:21 AM
Three blind mice,
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 01:10 AM
in hay bales
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 01:45 AM
playing with kitty!?!
Posted by: meredithbead
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 02:24 AM
it ain't pretty!
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 02:58 AM
playing with kitty
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 02:59 AM
Could be worse
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 03:00 AM
if raking hay
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 03:00 AM
might need bailout
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 06:00 AM
by one man
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 06:01 AM
called Old McDonald
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 06:03 AM
Unless, of course
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 06:04 AM
he becomes contrary
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 06:04 AM
as daughter, Mary.
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 06:19 AM
who's garden grows
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 06:20 AM
old smelly toes
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 06:32 AM
EEEEEEEEE I OOOOOOOOOOHS!
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 06:35 AM
Run, rabbit, run...
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 10:09 AM
towards the sun
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 01:55 PM
farmer's shootin' gun
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 05:33 PM
wants rabbit stew
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 05:41 PM
Hoped he missed
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 08:00 PM
farmer bad shot
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 10:50 PM
has empty pot
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 10:52 PM
Now munching on....
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 11:11 PM
Dandelions and grass
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 11:12 PM
Causing such gas
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/26/09 11:33 PM
He doubled over...
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 01:14 AM
showing his a22... (sorry, it just fit so well)
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 01:23 PM
Drew a crowd
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 07:13 PM
who loudly proclaimed
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 07:14 PM
'Tis the Emperor
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 07:14 PM
without clothes again.
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 07:16 PM
Red-riding hood...
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 07:25 PM
tripped and fell
Posted by: yonuh
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 08:00 PM
dropped her basket
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 08:34 PM
"Oooops", she said...
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 10:01 PM
facing the Emporer...
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 10:01 PM
"your bottom's bare!"
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 10:09 PM
Aren't you ashamed...
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 10:10 PM
people will stare.
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 10:12 PM
"It doesn't matter."
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 10:13 PM
"See the wolf..
Posted by: yonuh
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 11:05 PM
is gaining fast!
Posted by: meredithbead
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 11:16 PM
I won't last.
Posted by: meredithbead
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 11:18 PM
His teeth, vast
Posted by: meredithbead
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 11:19 PM
and pointy too!
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/27/09 11:50 PM
I'll use glue
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 02:15 AM
Where'd Humpty go?
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 02:47 AM
Crazy I think...
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 02:56 AM
short trip, eh?
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 08:21 AM
Humpty's been thinking
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 08:25 AM
cracked egg shell
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 08:25 AM
relocation to stream
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 08:26 AM
falling off wall
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 08:29 AM
was he pushed?
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 09:12 AM
or just bushed
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 09:12 AM
sleepy and round
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 09:14 AM
taking him down
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 09:15 AM
the king's men
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 09:16 AM
frantic and shocked
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 10:18 AM
PLASTERED THE....EGG
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 03:10 PM
He's now scrambled..
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 03:15 PM
Yummy, says troll
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 06:26 PM
though I'm allergic
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/28/09 10:20 PM
poor old soul
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 12:43 AM
taste like chicken
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 12:32 PM
a la king!
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 12:36 PM
Meanwhile 'Lil Red...
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 01:04 PM
in da hood
Posted by: Dancing Dolphin
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 07:36 PM
under the covers
Posted by: yonuh
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 08:34 PM
in the dark
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 08:36 PM
lost her contacts
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 10:18 PM
and found dwarfs
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 10:19 PM
Seven of them
Posted by: yonuh
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 11:07 PM
with funny names
Posted by: Dancing Dolphin
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 11:17 PM
in her bed!
Posted by: Dancing Dolphin
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 11:18 PM
EEEK! Screamed Hood
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 03/29/09 11:33 PM
Who invited you?
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 12:33 AM
To this neighborhood.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 12:34 AM
Better not laugh!
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 12:34 AM
Better not cry.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 12:37 AM
St. Nicks coming.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 12:39 AM
Ask yourself why.
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 01:41 PM
dwarfs looked scared
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 01:41 PM
especially when told
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 01:41 PM
not St. Nick
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 01:42 PM
but it's menopause
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 09:13 PM
It's a menotack.
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:38 PM
or a menohack
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:43 PM
"Huh?", said Hood
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:46 PM
want men's blood
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:46 PM
so not PAUSE
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:46 PM
but menowhack
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:46 PM
okay, low humor
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:52 PM
Okay, I understand
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:52 PM
says Hood, but
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:52 PM
back to the
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:52 PM
story, says Hood
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:53 PM
'bout me and
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:53 PM
the wolf, K?
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 10:57 PM
Oh what happened?!!!!
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 03/30/09 11:16 PM
Grandma lay abed
Posted by: chickadee
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 01:16 AM
Once upon a
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 05:42 PM
time, there was...
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 07:21 PM
an underachieving detective
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 07:28 PM
from Acme Security
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 07:29 PM
who spied on
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 10:13 PM
Little Miss Muffit
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 10:13 PM
On her tuffit
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 10:14 PM
Eating curds away
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 10:14 PM
Then csame spider
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 10:14 PM
Sat beside her
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 03/31/09 10:15 PM
Trying to say...?
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/01/09 05:35 AM
"I'm Itsy Bitsy,
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/01/09 05:35 AM
'Tis'nt just curds
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/01/09 05:38 AM
but also whey
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/01/09 05:39 AM
'Tis a puzzle
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/01/09 05:41 AM
what are they
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/01/09 05:41 AM
curds and whey?
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/02/09 12:56 AM
lumps and liquids
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/02/09 12:57 AM
of cottage cheese
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/02/09 12:57 AM
give me a spoon
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/02/09 12:57 AM
pass some please
Posted by: meredithbead
Re: Three Word Story - 04/03/09 07:56 AM
a napkin too
Posted by: meredithbead
Re: Three Word Story - 04/03/09 07:57 AM
Wash it down
Posted by: meredithbead
Re: Three Word Story - 04/03/09 07:57 AM
with a beer
Posted by: meredithbead
Re: Three Word Story - 04/03/09 07:58 AM
or several. *BURP*
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word Story - 04/03/09 03:37 PM
Ooops, no burp...
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 01:54 AM
Topside is burp.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 01:54 AM
Bottoms a fart!
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 01:54 AM
Nothings in middle.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 01:55 AM
So you decide.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 01:55 AM
Burp or fart?
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 01:58 AM
Either is unladylike.
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 02:21 AM
Too much methane.
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 04:15 AM
makes a fool
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 04:16 AM
but one rip
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 04:16 AM
might feel good
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 04:17 AM
fart o'er there
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 04:17 AM
is that understood?
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 02:10 PM
Indeed, feels good!
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/04/09 10:42 PM
See Jabber run
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 12:32 PM
Bought M&M's instead
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 02:14 PM
Got a toothache
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 02:16 PM
went to bed
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 03:58 PM
covered up head
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 04:59 PM
left for dead.
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 05:06 PM
till hubby said
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 05:18 PM
get the doc
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 06:48 PM
You called, Gims?
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 06:50 PM
You called, Gims?
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 06:52 PM
You called, Gims?
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 06:56 PM
Doc here too
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 10:06 PM
This motley crew
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 10:07 PM
will tickle you
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 10:08 PM
calling their friends
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/05/09 10:08 PM
the three bears.
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:57 AM
Dibs on Clooney
Posted by: celtic_flame
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 03:05 PM
clonies delivered weer?
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 09:04 PM
Clooney delivers _under_wear.
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 09:12 PM
to my bed
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 09:15 PM
"Oh, nooooooooo", says
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 09:16 PM
Little Jack Horner.
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 09:16 PM
"Not on my
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 09:16 PM
chinny-chin-chin".
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:21 PM
Is that pornographic?
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:21 PM
Sounds rather risky.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:21 PM
Sitting on chins.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:22 PM
If that allowed?
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:22 PM
Little Miss Muffit,
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:23 PM
Sat on a
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:25 PM
big black spider.
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:51 PM
Which bit her
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:51 PM
cute little butt
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 04/06/09 11:52 PM
causing Miss Muffet
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:00 AM
to itch profusely
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:23 AM
From spider spit
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:24 AM
under the skin
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:24 AM
who'll suck out
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:24 AM
all the poison,
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:24 AM
Wait, don't run!
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 04:36 AM
wait a minute
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 04:37 AM
we aren't through
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 04:37 AM
with doc one
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 04:37 AM
or doc two
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 04:38 AM
Clooney get ready
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 04:38 AM
I'm quite heady
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 04:38 AM
your eyes burn
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 04:39 AM
it's my turn
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 04:39 AM
JJ can wait
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 11:42 AM
But not Anno
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:26 PM
Ahem, 'cuse please
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:26 PM
Who called dibs?
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:27 PM
Mefirster I am
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:27 PM
Especially with Sam
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:27 PM
Elliot, that is
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:28 PM
So move over
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 12:58 PM
This story's lame
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 02:39 PM
so start over
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 02:39 PM
Once upon a
Posted by: Anno
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 02:40 PM
time, far away
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 05:05 PM
in lame storyland
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 05:05 PM
the writer asked
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 05:06 PM
are three words
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 05:06 PM
enough to plot
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 05:06 PM
a good story-line?
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 05:12 PM
It can be.
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 05:13 PM
With some creativity.
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 05:14 PM
Or, even mischief.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 09:31 PM
On Author Society
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 09:31 PM
Its 25 words
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 09:31 PM
every writer gets.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 09:32 PM
Want to try?
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 09:32 PM
I'll go first...
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 09:35 PM
T'was a dark and creepy night. The wind howled through the trees and shadows appeared to be gremlims and gouls out looking for unsuspecting victims.
(25 words exactly)
(25 words exactly)
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 10:38 PM
When did we go from 3 to 25?
Oh no. What looked like gremlims and gouls, tuned out to be
big, bad men. Think I'd rather take my chances with gremlins and gouls.
(25 words)
Oh no. What looked like gremlims and gouls, tuned out to be
big, bad men. Think I'd rather take my chances with gremlins and gouls.
(25 words)
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/07/09 11:10 PM
I made the suggestion in post #179564 above, it was just a suggestion up for approval. I started it however in case everyone agreed. We can do either as far as I am concerned, they are both fun.
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 04/08/09 10:08 AM
On such a night, Roxanne sat in the dark, her eyes trained on the door, a gun in her lap. He said he'd be back. (25 words)
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word Story - 04/08/09 02:09 PM
Should he open the door, he'll get a surprise. Blasts from the rifle, will blow up in his eyes. And Roxanne's revenge shall
be realized.
(25 words)
be realized.
(25 words)
Posted by: celtic_flame
Re: Three Word Story - 04/08/09 08:55 PM
shock was relised to soon, from that brazen baffon, it was old jo, with a meatlie feast and coleslw to go.
After the blast, .......
(25 words)
After the blast, .......
(25 words)
Posted by: celtic_flame
Re: Three Word Story - 04/08/09 08:55 PM
...........he could't see past, two doller bills in his hands.
so roxie you know, with some explaning to go slipped out the door hissing "gremlins"......
.25 words
so roxie you know, with some explaning to go slipped out the door hissing "gremlins"......
.25 words
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/08/09 10:30 PM
The next morning was peaceful as if nothing ever happened. One tell tale sign was a smudge of blood on the doorknob to the basement.
(25 words)
(25 words)
Posted by: jawjaw
Re: Three Word Story - 04/09/09 11:08 AM
Hey, what happened here?
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word Story - 04/09/09 02:29 PM
God only knew why that blood smudge was on the basement doorknob.
What happened there was anybody's guess. Someone had better
investigate! Don't ya think?
(25 words)
What happened there was anybody's guess. Someone had better
investigate! Don't ya think?
(25 words)
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word Story - 04/09/09 04:55 PM
Originally Posted By: jawjaw
Hey, what happened here?
LOL! We're too talkative to restrict ourselves to three words so twenty-five it has become.
On investigation, turns out 'twas ketchup. "Shiver me timbers", exclaimed...
(25 words all in all)
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 04/09/09 05:50 PM
She wiped the doorknob. The result wasn't what she'd wanted: "He's dead -- no chance he'll ever apologize." Now she needed to ready for tonight's date.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word Story - 04/09/09 10:23 PM
Oh my God, it was ketchup! Had she been eating when he appeared? She decided to hide the body and go to work as usual.
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word Story - 04/09/09 10:45 PM
Suddenly it struck her -- hiding the body was sweaty; had to change for work and take something special for tonight's date. "My wardrobe's woefully inadequate!"
Posted by: gims
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/11/09 04:34 AM
As she changed into her standard black dress, suitable for work and the date, her mind raced as she decided where to put the body.
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/11/09 01:56 PM
Can't hide a body any ole where; 'twas a dilemma for sure. How could she work, then date with something like that on her mind?
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/12/09 02:12 PM
Hide the body; hide the body. No one will ever know. She had to cover her tracks; who knew the gun was loaded? Accidents happen.
Posted by: meredithbead
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/13/09 10:18 PM
She'd take the dead body to work! In her car, so she could use the carpool lane. Seatbelted, of course. Ya think anyone will notice?
Posted by: meredithbead
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/13/09 10:23 PM
At work, they were all a bunch of working stiffs. One more stiff would hardly be a bleep on anyone's radar. "He's the new temp..."
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/14/09 07:06 PM
That's right! Another dead stiff, in an office full of dead stiffs, I'm sure nobody would notice. What will she do after
work? I wonder.
work? I wonder.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/14/09 10:47 PM
She dumped the body on the elavator, got back into her car and drove away, unseen. Now she'd call the cops, reporting the crime anonymously.
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/14/09 10:49 PM
From afar she watched the commotion. She was free now and knew it. She felt happy to begin her life again unincumbered by any murders.
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/15/09 01:54 AM
Almost immediately the dead stiff, Melvin, far from being unnoticed, was given a desk and promoted to chief of operations, tasked with answering complaining phonecalls.
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/15/09 06:18 AM
But, the phone kept on ringing. It just rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/15/09 10:04 AM
...which is not much worse than robo-voices. So, though he was dead, Melvin made a good living. Meanwhile, Roxanne, headed out to meet her date.
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/15/09 01:43 PM
Roxanne, like Blanch from The Golden Girls, wanted a new, hot body to cuddle. Meanwhile cops examined the dead man they found in the elevator.
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/15/09 08:10 PM
[jabber -- he's not in the elevator -- he's at the desk in his new job!]
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/16/09 02:07 PM
DJ,
Chatty's post #180189 said, "she dumped the body in the elevator." Leastwise, that's what I read. Am I wrong?
Chatty's post #180189 said, "she dumped the body in the elevator." Leastwise, that's what I read. Am I wrong?
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/16/09 03:56 PM
You're not wrong but then all this happened to the dead body (remember, we only get 25 words so have to be concise):
"Almost immediately the dead stiff, Melvin, far from being unnoticed, was given a desk and promoted to chief of operations, tasked with answering complaining phonecalls.
"But, the phone kept on ringing. It just rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...
_
"...which is not much worse than robo-voices. So, though he was dead, Melvin made a good living. Meanwhile, Roxanne, headed out to meet her date."
"Almost immediately the dead stiff, Melvin, far from being unnoticed, was given a desk and promoted to chief of operations, tasked with answering complaining phonecalls.
"But, the phone kept on ringing. It just rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...
_
"...which is not much worse than robo-voices. So, though he was dead, Melvin made a good living. Meanwhile, Roxanne, headed out to meet her date."
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/16/09 05:14 PM
Originally Posted By: DJ
...which is not much worse than robo-voices. So, though he was dead, Melvin made a good living. Meanwhile, Roxanne, headed out to meet her date.
But, she forgot that she had to put Melvin in for "overtime". He never shared his pay packet before. "Over my dead body"...
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/16/09 05:19 PM
he used to say. "KERCHING, KERCHING!!" is not such a bad word afterall, thought Roxanne. "Get my slippers, he said...Where's my beer, he said"...
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/16/09 10:22 PM
DJ,
Other than my reply to you, every post I posted that related to
this story was exactly 25 words! I'm blummin' confused now,
anyhow!
Other than my reply to you, every post I posted that related to
this story was exactly 25 words! I'm blummin' confused now,
anyhow!
Posted by: DJ
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/16/09 10:41 PM
[I'm sure you did Jabber-- my point is that maybe you didn't understand that the dead body had been resurrected and put at the desk to answer phones because it could only be said in so many words. anyway, Lola's got Melvin working overtime and Roxanne still has to get to her data, wherever that is... Lola I love the pun!]
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/17/09 08:53 PM
Quote:
Roxanne still has to get to her date
Where Cyrano awaits her. Hopefully not where Melvin used to take her. A dive where food was bad, the dish ran away with the spoon...
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 04/18/09 02:22 PM
The dish ran away with the spoon? Now isn't that a funny, little
tune? Cyrano awaits Roxanne? That I can understand! Cyrano
a good man?
tune? Cyrano awaits Roxanne? That I can understand! Cyrano
a good man?
Posted by: Rachel2
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/03/09 04:16 PM
Roxanne finally appeared in the distance with a bag in one hand and a picnic basket in the other. When she looked up she saw...
(25 words )
(25 words )
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/03/09 10:09 PM
What? A dish ran away with with a spoon. Now thats just nuts. Roxanne would surely not eat from a spoon she had to catch.
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/04/09 05:54 AM
Originally Posted By: Rachel2
Roxanne finally appeared in the distance with a bag in one hand and a picnic basket in the other. When she looked up she saw...(25 words )
Red Riding Hood who now looks more boomer than girl but still with her basket, red hood and short skirt. "Confined to folklore," she commented.
Posted by: Rachel2
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/04/09 02:21 PM
hehe Lola, had never thought of Red Riding Hood a boomer ,,, thats too cute
Posted by: Madelaine
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/04/09 04:47 PM
and she gasped "You know that skirt is way too short for you!"
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/04/09 08:50 PM
"Weeeell, meet Mom", said RRH. 
"She did not have enough fabric...too many children and I was the youngest!", she added.
Time for a "Bippity-bobbity-boo!"
"She did not have enough fabric...too many children and I was the youngest!", she added.
Time for a "Bippity-bobbity-boo!"
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/04/09 09:11 PM
"And, this too, Fairy Godmother!"
So, Fairy Godmother waved her wand...a-tinkle of sparkles here...and a-tinkle of sparkles there...VOILA! And, he as well!
So, Fairy Godmother waved her wand...a-tinkle of sparkles here...and a-tinkle of sparkles there...VOILA! And, he as well!
Posted by: Lola
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/05/09 07:04 PM
LOL! Not 80! But...oh, yeeeeees...Anne! He's in his 60's now but, I still find him waaaaaaay cooooool. LED ZEP FOREVER! 
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/11/09 02:23 PM
Richard Gere in a tuxedo, holding a long stem rose, nearly made my heart stop! I so lost track of this thread, I don't know
where that 25 word story begins or ends?
where that 25 word story begins or ends?
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/11/09 02:35 PM
Lola,
I could look at that picture of RG for the rest of my life! LOL...
I could look at that picture of RG for the rest of my life! LOL...
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/12/09 07:03 PM
Anne327,
Don't worry! I'll never forget Sam Elliott!!! Now there's a man!
Don't worry! I'll never forget Sam Elliott!!! Now there's a man!
Posted by: chatty lady
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/12/09 08:43 PM
Sam Elliott has set the bar very high on sexy, viral, gorgeous and down right lovable. It makes me laugh to think he may be a real jerk in real life! Who knows???
Posted by: jabber
Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story - 06/13/09 07:39 PM
They say Samuel Pack Elliott has been married to Katharine Ross
for 25 years. Lucky Katharine! So he can't be too awful; most
movie stars change wives every full moon!
for 25 years. Lucky Katharine! So he can't be too awful; most
movie stars change wives every full moon!