Worst blind date?

We all have such great stories I'd love to hear about your worst blind date.

I have so many horror stories it will take me a while to try and figure out which one was the worst.

Give it up ladies!

I have never been on a blind date.

Is that when you go out with your eyes closed?

d.

LOL! Sometimes when they show up, you wish you were blind!

We used to call that a "Two bagger".

You put a bag on your "blind dates' head"..and one on your own head in case his falls off!

(I'm killin myslef here!)

danita

ROFL!!!!

How much time you got?

JJ

I only went on one blind date in my life and it was so bad I never went on another.......so I guess it was my worst!!

Mine showed up with Jesus bumper stickers all over the back of his rusted out car. He bought our meals with a coupon and left a $1 dollar tip.

My worst blind date was after graduating from highschool. At that time I lived w/ my father in Germany and my step-mother (very wicked!). My father was TDY (away on military business trip) and my step-mother (SM) thought it was about time I dated (against my father's wishes). So, she fixed me up w/ some fella who had already served his first enlistment, separated from USAF and decided to set up a bike shop in Bitburg, GE. She bought us both tickets to the Monsters of Rock concert in K-Town.

Well, the morning of I meet this guy and he is 6 foot, thin as a pencil, although very long hair, he was still had a bald scalp and was in his mid 20s. From about 20 feet away, he looked like Johnny Appleseed gone granola bar via Vermont hippie/drug scene.

So, we take the bus with other GIs and dependents to the concernt, and boy, just as soon as I get the chance, I loose Johnny Appleseed. After the concert (12 hours later and consisting of AC/DC, Purple, White Snake, etc.) I see him heading to the bus and holler for him to wait for me, he does not and tells the bus driver that I've gotten other transportation.

Well, I had to hitch a ride with some drunk Germans to the local Army MPs and borrow some marks for the train ride back to Trier. It was not enough money, so I had to hide in the bathroom during a portion of the trip. My SM was waiting at the train station, all frantic!

Well, it turns out that Johhny Appleseed did see me and intentionally informed the bus driver to upset me for having dumped his hippie self at the concert!

I've had a few set ups as an adult, but never worked out, and not as drastic as this even, but nonetheless I do not like to be set up on any blind date!

Okay, you've got me beat!

I went on a quite wonderful blind date with a guy who I later married--and then divorced--but that's another story...

mustang, what year was that? It sounds so late 60s, early 70s?

1984!

I got the worst kind of story to relate with some trepidation...I was newly widowed and went on a blind date to a beach party at a friends beasch house, There were 20 or so of us and we roasted hot dogs etc. and swam. The young man i was to be with was the son of a man that owned the neatest Lobster house in town so I figured he would be okay. It was a great party and he was pleasant and gentlemanly and I enjoyed his company. Later that night as the party was breaking up and it was time to leave, I went upstairs to get dressed and headed for my friends bedroom where my cloth were. As I oopened the door there he stood in front of the mirror, self in hand, wearing my bra (he'd padded it) and my panties and was having quite a time all by himself. I closed the door very quietly and ran downstairs to my friend. He came down about 1/2 hour later as if nothing had happened. My friend gave me a pair of shorts and a t-shirt to wear and I told her to burn the other stuff. Her husband took me home, I never even said good-bye to whatever that was I had the date with...No blind dates for me...

Chatty,

That was just a PRICELESS story. I won't sleep tonight with that picture in my mind. OMG...there are freaks in the world!

d.

Good grief!