Menopause

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."

"Really?"

"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
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(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late....delete now!)
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"You're simply going through the change!

I TRIED TO WARN YOU.....

[ January 23, 2006, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: yepthatsme2 ]

It was well worth reading!!

Brenda, that was too funny!!! I haven't chuckled like that in days and weeks! Thanks.

Oooh! Good one!
Hey, come to think of it my mother told us for 15 years that she was going through the change...that should have made a nice retirement fund! hee hee

You made me smile. thank you!

Smile, my big fat bottom, I was hysterically laughing at this one. Too too funny and will be repeated to all the 'women' at my readers group tonight you can bet on that. How funny Yepthatsme....

[ January 23, 2006, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: chatty lady ]

You always come up with the best ones!!!!!

Told this to my writers group last night and it was a smash success....I'm sure there wasn't a dry pair of panties in the room. A couple wrote it down...

It's always nice to see others, laugh and smile.