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#7628 - 01/23/06 05:28 AM Getting even...
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
An elderly couple named Ed and Mary, lived in Texas. Ed always wanted an authentic pair of snake skin cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day he finally decided to buy them. He wears them home and proudly walks into the house and says to Mary his wife, "notice anything different about me?" Mary looks him over and says, "nope."

Frustrated Ed storms off to the bedroom, undresses and walks back into the livingroom completely 'naked' except for his new boots.

Again he asks, a little louder this time. "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Mary looks up and says. "Ed whats different? Its hanging down now, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ed yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ITS HANGING DOWN , MARY? ITS HANGING DOWN BECAUSE ITS LOOKING AT MY NEW SNAKESKIN COWBOY BOOTS."

To which Mary boringly replied, "Shoulda bought a HAT Ed. Shoulda bought a hat!!!"

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#7629 - 01/23/06 05:42 AM Re: Getting even...
ladybug Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 1402
I like that one Chatty!!!!

Do you really think a hat will do the trick? [Wink]

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#7630 - 01/23/06 09:24 AM Re: Getting even...
AvalonBlondi Offline
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Registered: 11/07/05
Posts: 1096
Loc: West Chester ,PA
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!..That's really a good one Chatty!!!!

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#7631 - 01/23/06 01:29 PM Re: Getting even...
meredithbead Offline
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Registered: 07/07/03
Posts: 4894
Loc: Orange County, California
burst out laughing!

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#7632 - 01/23/06 07:58 PM Re: Getting even...
Vicki M. Taylor Offline
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Registered: 01/06/03
Posts: 2196
Loc: Tampa, FL
OMG! Too funny!

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#7633 - 01/23/06 10:10 PM Re: Getting even...
NHJackie Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 868
Loc: Merrimack, NH
That is TOO funny. I'm still laughing here!

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#7634 - 01/24/06 01:56 AM Re: Getting even...
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Dah, Ladybug please tell me you got this joke...In my ex's case, no hat big enough in this world to make a difference, LOL......

[ January 23, 2006, 05:57 PM: Message edited by: chatty lady ]

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#7635 - 01/24/06 07:05 AM Re: Getting even...
Sadie Offline
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Registered: 10/08/04
Posts: 1274
Loc: MD
Chatty,
That is so funny and the best one yet ........ . [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

[ January 23, 2006, 11:06 PM: Message edited by: Renee ]

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#7636 - 01/25/06 04:25 AM Re: Getting even...
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Bringing this back to cover someone trying to advertise for free on this site, ho hummm.

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#7637 - 01/25/06 08:24 AM Re: Getting even...
NewLeaf Offline
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Registered: 12/26/05
Posts: 1066
Loc: Deland, Florida
That's really funny. Perhaps SHE should have worn a snake skin hat or maybe snakeskin thongs...

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