One has to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down.

In which you fill in a form by filling it out, and where an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which of course is not a race at all.

That might explain why when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible!

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the sanme? While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

Why do we have noses that run, and feet that smell?

Just something to ponder...


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