Hey Boomer girls!

First of all, you have no freakin idea what I had to go through to get back on this board after having been gone so long. The Reader's Digest Version is that I had to create a new identity.

Sher is gone. Ms Crazy Face has arrived.

How the heck is everyone? I hope you're all fabulous and happy and skinny and published and making scads of money.

I'm well. The girls were biopsied and benign and now proudly have tiny little titanium chips in them. Although the doctor didn't actually say so, I'm pretty sure they can stop bullets. They're positively bionic.

So fill me in! What's new with you guys? (If you aren't up to anything new, make something up!)

Can't wait to hear!!!