Just then, Meredith waltzed in leading six feral leopards (to match her outfit) on beaded leashes. The leopards snarl at the other animals but remain at her side.

"I traded them for my husband. Much better behaved."

And while we're on outfits: What's the deal about Jawjaw wearing a red dress? She's a redhead, ahem... Meredith pulls out a gorgeous, slimming, teal green dress from a fancy shopping bag.

"Jawjaw, I was slumming on Rodeo Drive and thought you needed this.

And BTW, who stole my jello?"