jj, if you aren't a trip, I don't know what is!!!! I laugh and laugh at your posts. I've got PTSD [Post Traumatic Stress Disorder] and I guess others here, have that too.
The worse part about it is, I over react if startled. My nerves are uptight and I don't sleep very well. Some of that's aging, I suppose. I've got arthritis, but so does everybody else. My heart aches for those with diabetes. I know that's a meannie.
Prayers and blessings to you ALL...