I remember my sister trying to keep her daughter quiet in church. She kept saying, "Shhhh...be quiet, this is God's house." My niece would fall asleep and start snoring. She was about 3 or 4, I can't remember exactly.

Anyway, this went on for a while till my sister said, "Stacy! Wake up! This is God's house and he doesn't want you to sleep in his house."

Stacy looked up at her Mom's, look around for God, and said, "Okay, fine. But when he leaves, I'm going back to sleep!"
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