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I'm wondering how Kathy split all those peas....




JJ, I had a row of 20 hunky men lined up, splitting peas one by one. Then I had them take off their clothes and stomp on the peas, jumping up and down until they were mush. (The peas, not the men). Then I put the mushed peas in a pot with some milk and ham, and put it on to simmer, while I simmered with those 20 hunky men.

Anyone want to come to MY house for lunch sometime? If cooking were like that, I'd love to cook!