I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!

Got a wireless mouse. Am I doing something wrong? It won't "mind" me. I'm so frustrated I'd like to throw it against the wall.

Dianne, is it going wild all over the place? Mine does that when the surface under it is too slick (mine's not wireless, though).

Oh no Diane, Abusing your mouse will never do.

LOL!

Danita

Forget abusing it! I'm gonna kill it!!!!

It's almost impossible to click onto something. It has to hit it exactly perfect or it doesn't work. I'm so frustrated I could scream. SCREAM!

It's all over the place except for where you want it to be. I even tried using my mouse pad and that didn't work. I guess I'm gonna be making a trip to Best Buy. Grrrr.....

Dianne,
You might try to right click on the mouse icon. It may be on the desktop or at the right bottom of the screen.
Go to setup, options or controls and click it to see if you can set the "dithering" rate.

Sometimes that will stop the wild mouse from running around on the screen.

However homicide (or mouseicide) should always be an option.

smile

Just don't throw it at your screen...then you'll have two broken things to worry about.

Wish I could help. BTW, sometimes mice go crazy when they're dirty...check the bottom and see if the ball underneath is rolling correctly (do wireless mice have balls?) If there is a ball and it's not rolling around freely, it might be dirty and needs cleaning.

Dianne...change the batteries, hun.
chick

Quote by Eagle Heart
(do wireless mice have balls?) ...hahahaha

Only if, they are men mice.

Eagle you really have to stop, my sides are killing me... from laughter.
Between love infested tress and now mice with balls.

What's that tea your drinking today???

Love Ya

[ December 07, 2005, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: yepthatsme2 ]

For those who care to attend, there will be a brief memorial service for the wireless mouse this evening. I killed the sucker!

It's brand new so can't be dirty or have weak batteries. I just went to Best Buy and got another one...the old fashion kind with a wire.

I'll give the dead mouse to my husband and let him figure it out.

Did you throw it at a wall, Dianne?? That's what I would have done. Lost more tv remotes that way, may they RIP...

A moment of silence for the mouse.

And, may it burn in hell!

Didn't want to damage the wall so just roughly shoved it aside!

P.S. Smile...it dithered it's last dither! And, I cut off it's balls.

[ December 07, 2005, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: Dianne ]

Boy Dianne, I bet you're a fun date.
smile

Where's a good micro-Chip when you need it!

Castrati mice - they sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks.

I'm glad there's not a PETA group for computer mice. Dianne would be in big trouble!!!

Unique, that took a minute to sink in to my tired brain -

Okay, for any boomer that hasn't read this thread, do it now. From beginning to end. I have sat here with tears rolling down my face laughing my butt off. Okay, that's a lie... but you get my drift. OMG...how did I miss this?

MOUSEICIDE? MEN MICE? DITHERS? A MOMENT OF SILENCE (may he rest in peace)...

You people are crazier than me!

Okay, that was going a little far...but what fun!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dianne got a mouse
And it's brand new

It dithers to here
It dithers to there
When she points and clicks
It just sits there and stares

She can't make it work
Who SHOULD she call?
She checked it for dirt
Even checked its balls

And so it did die
Little mouse that was new
Too late for new batteries
Whoops, Dianne says, "who knew?"

JJ Longfellow

Now I'm laughing MY butt off. Oh wait...I thought I laughed it off but found it on the back of my thighs! You should have mentioned some of the new words I learned while trying to get that beast to work! I've invented a new vocabulary.

Castrate. Yep, that's what I did. I'll only have a female mouse from now on.

Who would have thought my frustration could turn into so much fun and yes, I AM fun on a date, if they don't frustrate me!

Excellent poem, JJ! You ladies are so multi-talented.

P.S.

Roses are red
Some say they bleed
If you are a mouse,
You need to take heed

Dianne doesn't shout
no room for debate
If you make her mad
You're simply Castrate....ed

JJ

and you said you didn't write poetry!!

This thread has taken on a life of it's own and a good one at that.

Now, let me warn everyone. I do know how to castrate. I helped my Vet gild (sp may not know how to spell it but I know how to do it!) two of my horses so this makes me a highly trained professional in this department. Men, start your engines and start running for cover.

My husband said he was going to start a civil suit against me on behalf of all the male animals on the farm because I had all of them whacked. He knew he was next!

JJ, love the poems. You crack me up. So do the rest of you gals.

[ December 08, 2005, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Dianne ]

LOTFL!!!

Seriously, my company markets a few wireless mice,(along with many other computer accessories). I've tried many and do not like them at all and use a mouse w/wire. The batteries don't last very long, either.

Daisygirl

Peeeeople! If God had intended for mice to have batteries, he wouldn't have given it a tail to plug into your computer! HELLO?

JJ

JJ, you crack me up!

Amen to that!!

JJ, you're a poet and we all know it.

Dianne's cutting the balls off mice and you're plugging their tails in.

Talk about "Computer dudes with attitudes."

smile

[ December 08, 2005, 12:42 PM: Message edited by: smilinize ]

That would be "dudettes" Smiles...LOL! Unless of course you are the mice...then it would be...ah, micettes? menettes? castraettes? sansballettes? what?


JJ

I have installed my new, female micette. I'm back in action!

Onward!

Okay JJ,
You girls are Dudettes with attitudettes.

smile

Dudettes.................with Attitudettes!

I love it! We're in bizette!

JJ

ROFLMAO and speechless for the first time in my chatty life...too funny!

There could be an article on this. Jaw Jaw? You're the comedy writer!

Personally, I don't think an article could be as funny as you all are on here... and besides, I'm busy writing a horror story right now. It's all about my Ex...gawd this writing biz can be fun...

JJ

JJ, "Night of the Living Dead" has already been done

And so has, Sleeping With The Enemy.

What about something like "The Revenge of the Eady Dudette" or "Nightmare on the Nashville Mousepad"

Evie gal...I'm gonna git ya...LOL! That's two...

How about

"Mousetergeist" or

"Return of the MouseEye?"

no?

Ahhh... "Gone With The WireLess?"

JJ

Or, How to Castrate a Mouse in Two Easy Steps.

I received this via email and it kind of reminded me of myself:

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!

That is soooo cute Dianne! I wish I had thought of it... LOL!

JJ

First it was "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" and now this. Someone got something against grandmas???

Seriously, this is funny!!!

I just read through the entire thread and laughed so hard I thought I would wet my pants!! JJ you are just too funny and I'm happy I'm a part of such a wonderful group!!

Sherri

Dianne I like JJ wish I'd have written that, so funny...needed a good chuckle today!