hope this isn't too raunchy for you all!

Posted by: Danita

hope this isn't too raunchy for you all! - 03/03/05 10:31 PM

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible
sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to
blister and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and
prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a
sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him,
Doctor?

"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
Posted by: DonnaJ

Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all! - 03/04/05 01:22 AM

I tried to read the joke, and not once, but TWICE an ad for Vi*gra popped up! LOLOL!! Funny joke.
Posted by: Danita

Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all! - 03/04/05 01:26 AM

Donna,

ROFL!

No, that wasn't part of the joke - can you believe it?!!

Danita
Posted by: Dotsie

Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all! - 03/04/05 10:42 PM

not raunchy. it's cute.

Donna, can't you switch something on your computer that blocks pop-ups? You need to do that. It makes such a difference.
Posted by: Vicki M. Taylor

Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all! - 03/05/05 02:41 AM

very funny joke.. [Smile]
Posted by: chatty lady

Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all! - 03/06/05 06:23 AM

That reminded me of a t-shirt I saw that read:

GEEZER
Formely known as 'Stud Muffin"

Super joke Vicki. I always knew Viagra was good for something. [Big Grin]
Posted by: Looking Up

Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all! - 03/06/05 07:59 PM

Danita ... that was funny and far from raunchy! Thanks for the laugh!