A traffic cop pulled over a speeding motorist and asked, "Do you
have any ID?"

The motorist replied, "About what?"


Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend,
either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

Driving tip: If you rear-end a car on the freeway, your first move should be to hang up the phone.




Edited by jabber (06/14/09 01:36 PM)
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