One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
"perhaps you should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go uncontested.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his dresser drawer.

"What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"Barbara," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder In my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker "It's not talcum powder dear...... it's Miracle Grow."
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